In Llamas' Cart

A few days ago it was reported that Presidential Political Adviser Ronald Llamas was caught red-handed buying almost Php 2000 worth of pirated DVDs at Circle C Mall in QC. Noynoy, being the forgiving leader to his cabinet members, sanctioned Llamas to a slap in the wrist. Harsh! Lesson learned: ask children how to torrent.

Of course everyone is curious how Secretary Llamas spent his money at Circle C Mall. Rumor has it that he was just running errands for some people, ala anak na napag-utusang bumili ng toyo sa tindahan. Here's an insider info on what his cart contained, and for whom the DVDs are:

Midas Marquez Appreciation Post

The last few days, we have seen Midas Marquez popularity shoot high up as he went from charming Supreme Court spokesperson to internet sensation, as his infamous "laglag" scene gained some much unwarranted media attention. Although this author believes that his reaction was fairly normal, in a country where testosterone levels run high, his reaction has g-a-y written all over it for most of our countrymen. No wonder he got so much flak for his effeminate action.

Five Deals for the Arroyos: Deal or No Deal?

2011 Award for the Person Who Ate the Largest
TV Airtime: DOJ Secretary Leila de Lima

Last week, we have seen the Aquino government shift into high gear and engage in real-life teledrama as they raced to the airport to put a hold on former president and Pamapanga Representative Gloria Arroyo's departure for a scheduled check-up in Singapore, and eventually have her arrested before she managed to hop on that plane and "escape". Of course, President Aquino and Secretary Lacierda praised and aspiring 2013 senatorial candidate Department of Justice Secretary Leila de Lima for defying the Supreme Court's decision of allowing RGMA to seek medical assistance abroad her commendable act of having the infamous representative arrested. Although what she did has put the executive and judiciary branches of the government in the middle of a compromising situation: a constitutional crisis as some experts call it, at least Gloria's in the country and would be forced to answer the allegations.

Gloria Arroyo doesn't need a head gear,
she needs a secondary opinion.